Songs About Butts: No Ifs or Ands About ItBy
Clinton Schaff
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HIP HOP
“Shake Your Rump” by Beastie Boys![]() Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. “Shake your rump / Never been dumped ’cause I’m the most mackinest / Never been jumped ’cause I’m known the most packinest / Yeah we’ve got beef chief / We’re knocking out teeth chief / And if you don’t believe us you should question your belief Keith / Like Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat / Like Fred Flintstone driving around with bald feet.”
“Shake Ya Ass” by Mystikal![]() Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. For all the young’uns in the house, I’ll only reference the chorus. Ask your parents before you listen to this joint. “Shake ya ass / But watch ya self / Shake ya ass / Show me what you workin’ with.”
“Big Ole Butt” by LL Cool J![]() Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. “She had a big ole booty, I was doin my duty / I mean, yo, I admit that my girls a cutie / But Tina was erotic, Earl’s my witness / With the kind of legs that put stockings out of business / When I went home, I kissed my girl on the cheek / But in the back of my mind it was this big butt freak.”
“Tush” by Ghostface with Missy Elliot![]() Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. Same warning to the young’uns as above. “Somebody tell that girl that her ass too big / I give it to her right and she let me live / Can’t eat that, cuz there’s no relationship / I beat that, the next day you called in sick / Frontin’, not for nothin’, I pop buttons / Off Baby Phat, Levi’s, J.Lo’s, Guess and Gap / Cuz it’s like that, young lady, bet I make you shake / Like the Puffy and Jay-Z’s, Dre’s and J.D.’s.”
“Ms. Fat Booty” by Mos Def![]() Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. “I seen her on the ave, spotted her more than once / Ass so fat that you could see it from the front / She spot me like paparazzi / Shot me a glance in that catwoman stance with the fat booty pants
COUNTRY
“Hairy Ass Hillbillies” by Jerry Jeff Walker![]() Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. “This song it was written down / In a pea green windowless room / Four o’clock and the TV’s dead / Wired up with nothin’ to do / I drunk all my whiskey I smoked all my beer / I’m already gone I just got here / An old hairy ass hillbilly / Still up and hangin’ on.”
“Big Booty” by Willie Nelson![]() Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. “She said I ain’t gonna fix you no more sausage / Biscuits and gravy on the side / You done said the wrong thing to me baby / And you can kiss big booty good-bye.”
“Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in Bed” by Kinky Friedman![]() Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. “You uppity women I dont understand / Why you gotta go and try to act like a man / But before you make your weekly visit to the shrink / You’d better occupy the kitchen, liberate the sink / Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed / Thats what I to my baby said / Women’s liberation is a-going to your head / Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.”
SOUL
“Booty” by Erykah Badu![]() Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. “Your booty might be bigga / But I still can pull your nigga / But I don’t want him / Ya got sugar on your pita / But ya nigga thinks I’m sweeter / But I don’t want him / Ya know the whole encyclopedia / But ya nigga thinks I’m deeper / But I don’t want him / Got a whole lot a junk off in ya trunk / But ya nigga think I’m live and I keep him crunk / I don’t want him.”
“Feelin’ On Yo Booty” by R. Kelly![]() Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. This is my song for real, no doubt / Said the DJ’s makin’ me feel thugged out / As I walk you to the dance floor / We begin to dance slow / Put yo’ arms around me / I’m feelin’ on yo’ booty.”
METAL
“Ass Itch” by Korn![]() Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. “I have no idea why this song is titled “Ass Itch.” Can you shed some light? I hate writing shit, it is so stupid / What’s my problem today? / Maybe I’m depressed / Maybe I’m not listening to what comes out my pen / Pain. . .Pain. . .Pain. . .”
“The Master Has a Butt” by GWAR![]() Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. These lyrics take the cake for pure inanity. “Well I’m a real bad mama / I had a little something to eat last night / A real bad man I like to spend a lot of time on the can / It’s not alright / Well we f**ked up the tablet and the Master heard the sound / The Master has a butt.”
ZYDECO
“Funky Butt” by Jr. Rockin’ Dopsie![]() Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. This zydeco dance will undoubtedly get your tush moving.
“Don’t Mess With My Tush” by Rockin’ Sydney![]() Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. Great accordion playing, horrible drum machine beat. “Don’t you mess with my tush / Find yourself another bush / If you want to keep your nose / Keep your hands off my rose.”
Editor’s Note: This list was not intended to be exhaustive, but if you feel we’ve excluded essential ass tracks, create your own Butt List here.Pages: 1 2
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COMMENTS (71)
George said:
Seriously? No “Baby got Back?” Really? whatever said:
Why in the world is Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-a-lot missing from this list?!?! Jon Hege said:
You forgot “The Butt Song” by “That 1 Guy” Fireglo said:
Baby got back? Jeff S said:
I don’t know how you can have a list of songs about butts and not include “Big Bottom” by Spinal Tap?!! Erik Staats said:
What, no “Big Bottom” by Spinal Tap? TDRogers said:
You forgot ‘The Booty Song’ by Tim Wilson. Captain Obvious said:
How on God’s green earth could you not mention Sir Mix-a-lot’s “Baby Got Back”? What is this 26 songs about butts by someone who doesn’t actually know anything about music? Captain Obvious said:
Oh you’re going to play the “too cliche” card now after looking like an down-right “Arse” (Oh the precious irony) for excluding what would arguably be the most culturally prevalent “Butt” song of all time. Brilliant. Adri said:
what about bootylicious? you know it even made it into the dictionary… Baltimore Dank said:
The list is fail because of missing, “Baby Got Back”, by Sir Mixalot. It’s probably the most played ass song…GG noobs. donald said:
what about Queen “Fat Bottom Girls” Anonymous said:
Umm…Back that Ass Up by Juvenile. Yeah nice try said:
He didn’t put Back got Back because he thinks he’s being unique by not including. Just because it was an OBVIOUS choice, he wants to look cool by not putting it. Nice try faggot, put it on next time. Article FAIL. Buttah said:
Fat Bottom Girls - Queen! Kingchorizo said:
this list lost all credibility when I didn’t see Sir-mix-alot’s “Baby Got Back. Hell this song should be number #1 on this list. The whole song is about ASSES and the full glory. Sir-Mix-Alot said:
I hate you for not putting my song in here. hmmmmmm said:
I can think of a few that aren’t on there: Fat Bottom Girls -Queen Do it in the Butt- ???? JOhnBoB said:
Where is “I wanna kiss her butt…she won’t let me?” Jordans said:
Thank god Fergie was not on this. Douglas Newman said:
I’ve never witnessed such a long list of lame asses who are so obsessed with “Baby Got Back” when it wasn’t even the first or the best. Open your mind to better music and check out the Funkadelic track instead of whining about your song not making it on here. Ryan Johnson said:
“Baby got back”- even my mom sings this..I’m glad it was not on the list Louie said:
Got at least 9 more for that list… “Booty Man” by Tim ‘Booty’ Wilson, “Baby Got Back” by Sir-Mix-A-Lot, “Rump Shaker” by Wrex-n-Effect, “Fat Bottomed Girls” by Queen, “Buttbadger123″ by Albert Christmas Squirrel, “Ass and Titties” by DJ Assault, “Santa’s Fat Ass” by ICP “Lonely Sweedish (The Bum Bum Song)” by Tom Green, … or if you want to go for an OLD one.. “Ma Rainy’s Black Bottom” by Gertrude Rainy Skins1013 said:
“I like Big Butts” forever!!! Ryan Johnson's Mom said:
Ryan quit being a fag. Michi said:
I like “Funky Butt”. Adam said:
You forgot a couple: heh said:
no ‘Donkey Butt’? its gold. KP said:
You also forgot… Rump Shaker[Wreckx-n-Effect] websiteworld said:
You forget the song by E.U. called “Da Butt” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwTkwyBa__U haha said:
Lame. This guy obviously just searched for “Butt tush ass booty” in a song name search engine and posted the results for an easy as hell blog entry. Now he is being digged. What a douche Plagiarism said:
Odd how this went up one day after our list of exactly the same thing: http://www.spiralfrog.com/pages/mixlist.aspx?viewonly=true&mixlistid=43306 Bob Dobbs said:
ehh. Kevin Eff said:
“Fat Bottom Girls….. You Make My Rockin’ World Go Round!!!!” kellie said:
no fat bottomed girls by queen? this list is LAME! bum bum said:
Tom Green, The Bum Bum Song. Angel L. said:
I can’t believe you forgot to put “My hump” by Black Eyed Peas… but then, this is a list about songs, and “My hump” hardly qualifies as one. Octosink said:
Fat-Bottomed Girls by Queen Dieter said:
What no techno? Silly Americans.. “Du hast den schönsten Arsch der Welt” German for “You have the finest ass in the world”: Carlie said:
Honky Tonk Badonkadonk??? Mark said:
I’m surprised that they didn’t put Eddie Murphy’s Boogie in Your Butt on the list. Derrick E said:
Ms. New Booty by Bubba Sparxxx. Many many tunes left off this list. Mike V. said:
Eddie Murphy - Boogie in your Butt stacy said:
No “Baby Got Back,” no digg. seanadelph said:
Doin’ the butt? Ain’t nothing wrong, if you wanna do the butt ALL NIGHT LONG! ringo starr said:
“Wonderful Ass” Prince (Unreleased Outtakes, The Work, vol2) CanadianMom said:
“Honky-Tonk Badonkadonk” by Trace Adkins. Bald Brain said:
“Fat Bottomed Girls” by Queen and “Buttmachine” by That 1 Guy mixalot said:
I like big butts and I cannot lie mixalot said:
You better add Sir Mixalot, or I will add you to my boycott list. Katie said:
I came to comment, Clint, but Bald Brain already stole my suggestion…proving that Queen knows their butts. Bla said:
The only reason this list was made, was to NOT include Sir-Mix-a-Lot. And frankly that is some severe stupidity and faggotry. stewmeat said:
your disclaimer doesn’t mean shit. You call baby got back “Cliche” wtf are you talking about? it is a song about ASS!!!!! which is what your list is supposed to be about, half of these songs are fucking cliche. Also your lack of fat bottom girls from queen and big bottom from spinal tap pretty much make your list incomplete. [...] Twenty-Six Songs About Butts: Do I really need to make a sarcastic remark here? (JB) 10.24.08 | Link [...] treadmillfactory said:
nice [...] Magazine has an annotated song list entitled “Songs About Butts: No Ifs or Ands About It”. (Site note: Is that really Mississippi John Hurt in that first clip or is that a [...] Stan T. Man said:
Cliche…yeah right. You simply forgot you douchebag. Harry Vederci said:
What??? no Tim Wilson “Booty song” ZeroLux said:
EEEDIOTS! you totally left off Samwell’s “What What (In tha butt). It’s classic. Sure, it’s ghey. Who cares? I thought it was great. ODrTPj said:
“Jeff S said: My sentiments exactly! [...] Songs about butts. Butts. Butts. Butts. Butts. Butts. Butts. Butts. Butts. [...] [...] are lots of words for butts, but there are even more songs about ass, representing all genres and spanning [...] matjuh said:
what the flying *uck is this about? You found a couple of songs just by searching google? you suck. [...] read more | digg story [...] IVNIUNAU said:
You people need to kill yourselves for being so concerned about this. Cartoon Guy said:
i too expected baby got back Ringtone said:
The Presidents of the United States of America made the front pic for the article about butt songs. I find that amusing. [...] Songs About Butts: No Ifs or Ands About It - first posted [...] stefan said:
TUSH - ZZ TOP becca said:
baby got back? wow way to forget Baby got back said:
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