 Catfight! Female Musician Battle RoyaleBy
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In light of the recent Palin/Clinton dominated political scene, Jamsbio presents the lady warriors of the pop music world in our fantasy grudge matches for the hearts of music fans everywhere. Vote or die!
#1. BATTLE OF THE BANGS
Jenny Lewis
“Acid Tongue”
Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. Secret Weapon: Redhead with a sharply receding hemline. Charming alto and a child-star pedigree. VSChan Marshall (Cat Power)
“Cross Bones Style”
Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. Secret Weapon: Unpredictable stage presence. Haircut that started a hipster revolution.
#2. BATTLE OF THE BRIT BOOZEHOUNDS
Amy Winehouse
“Back to Black”
Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. Secret Weapon: Beehive, bruises, and the ability to bait breath with predictions of her impending demise. VSLily Allen
“LDN”
Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. Secret Weapon: Blogging pop star who’s plastered in front of the paparazzi more than performing.
#3. BATTLE OF THE BOOTY
Beyonce
“Crazy in Love”
Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. Secret Weapon: I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly. VSShakira
“Hips Don’t Lie”
Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. Secret Weapon: You know her hips don’t lie.
#4. BATTLE OF THE SOUTHERN BELLES
Loretta Lynn
“Fist City”
Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. Secret Weapon: Daughter of the Van Lear Rose has found the fountain of youth through working with upstarts like Jack White. VSDolly Parton
“Will He Be Waiting For Me?”
Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. Secret Weapon: Besides the obvious double threat, a theme park and a personality cute enough to launch far more than a million fans.
#5. BATTLE OF THE BALLAD MAKERS
Carly Simon
“Your So Vain”
Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. Secret Weapon: Brings Hollywood bad boys to their knees (you’re so vain, Warren Beatty…Mick Jagger…whoever you are…). VSCarole King
“Home Again”
Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. Secret Weapon: A songwriter whose arsenal includes a tapestry of wisdom and emotions–strong and still going strong.
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COMMENTS (13)
Hilty said:
Awesome idea Lols! PartyGirl said:
Great battle. Couldn’t have come up with better categories myself. [...] 16, 2008 by Corey Blake JamsBio Magazine has posted a Female Musician Battle Royale where Carly Simon’s “You’re So [...] L Yang said:
this is a brilliant throwdown. amazing categories. i am not biased. Dude said:
Madonna vs Janet Jackson? Who care? Bobby said:
what about haylee williams of paramore or casedee hope from hey! monday? Elena said:
CHAN MARSHALL > JENNY LEWIS All my votes have less than 50%. EekTheCat said:
annie Lennox chrissie hyde, how can one decide, they’re both so great. Kyle Lowe said:
How would someone make a flash music player like the ones in these pages? I see them on Perez Hilton too and I want to put on into my personal blog… Jiff Jones said:
I say let the Brits have it man! Frank said:
Making me pick between Fiona and Regina is not fair at all. Nadia Collado said:
This was a great idea! Lauren said:
it was suppose to be bootAy not booty.. |
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