Comments on: Wisconsin Girl Freaks at Friend’s Dad’s Insistence That Rush’s 2112 Will Change Her Life

By: joe

joe — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 01:15:04 +0000

this was in a magazine??? WTF???

By: trivers

trivers — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 03:34:03 +0000

there also is not a Trisha Comstock at the high school.

By: William

William — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 07:38:53 +0000

dude. there is no two rivers mall. there is no food court. i about shit myself when i saw this. im laying in bed in two rivers right now. i read it but whatever. bumble bee tuna.

By: Shandooga

Shandooga — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:15:06 +0000

Rush is awesome. To prove it, I’m going to play some now.

By: gWallet

gWallet — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 09:42:10 +0000

Ha! Nice work here boss. The coup de grace is the ‘basement of syrinx’. Based on this post, I just might revisit the 2112 suite on the train ride home tonight. I mean really though…air drumming Neal Peart SHOULD be an olympic event, no?

By: Rush Fan

Rush Fan — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 19:12:51 +0000

Rush sucks has no taste in music and probably enjoys bullet for my valentine

i wish my dad called the basement the basement of the syrinx

By: Jeez

Jeez — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:18:50 +0000

I love how jy gets mad because he/she thinks this is ripping off The Onion’s “writing style.”
The Onion is a parody of our NEWS, and guess what, The Onion isn’t the ONLY news parody. This kind of satire has been around for ages.
It is cute that JY had to resort to cussing the writer out. Clearly the best defense on the internet when your brain waves are less than that of a stool sample.

By: Andrew

Andrew — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:27:26 +0000

This was great. The quality is easily up to the Onion’s standards. I enjoyed it very much. JY is clearly a tactless douche.

By: Ian

Ian — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 21:13:48 +0000

This was good, but leave this kind of stuff up to the Onion.

By: Rush Sucks

Rush Sucks — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 11:56:58 +0000

Rush SUCKS!

By: junkyard magic

junkyard magic — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 11:54:39 +0000

I thought it was the onion! to be fair, it is funny, which can’t always be said of the onion.

By: JY

JY — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 05:43:00 +0000

This writing style is a blatant but less smoothly machined ripoff of “The Onion” and their writing style. come up with something original you fuckwad.

By: website design

website design — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 14:02:02 +0000

Dang funny…and true, I get sooooo hot when guys can air drum to Neil Peart! LOL.

By: Jordan Goldenberg

Jordan Goldenberg — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 13:21:30 +0000

Matt Williams could easily write for The Onion, absolutely hilarious.